Calamity

Calamity is a bean who buys toilet paper and gets killed by an angry crowd.

Appearance
Calamity has an egg or potato-like light brown body which is similar to Numpty's and Pillock's body shape.

Video
She went to a store to buy some toilet paper, but a huge crowd that was greedy for the toilet paper jumped on her.

Trivia

 * She doesn't sing in the chorus despite being there. Neither does Hapless, Dummkopf, Dimwit, or Dunce.
 * It's unknown how she ended up the way she was during the chorus as she just got trampled by the crowd during her line.
 * However, it's most likely that she died offscreen and that the crowd stuffed the toilet paper into her, squeezed her head, ripped out her eyes, and flattened her up.
 * During the chorus, she looks similar to Numskull from the original video, as both characters do a similar dance, which involve swaying their arms from side to side while holding their eyeballs in their hands.
 * Surprisingly, both are females.