Rumbles and Rivals

Rumbles and Rivals is the first episode of the first season of the We Want to Live In Caracas series (the pilot episode). In this episode, the teams are formed and Pillock's Team is up for elimination.

Plot
Numpty walks up to Stumble, hoping to prank him. Stumble, after falling for the prank, gets enraged and kicks him.

Transcript
Note: All grammatical errors are fixed.

Numpty: Hey, Stumble! How 'ya doing?

Stumble: Fine if you weren't here.

Numpty: Oh, I've got something for you... *holds a peace sign up to him* I've got this!

Stumble: SHUT UP, NUMPTY! *walks away*

Numpty: Was it something I said?

Hapless: *looks at Dunce's money and throws it away* This sucks!

Dunce: *grabs it* Come on, Hapless... This is fun.

Hapless: NO! IT SUCKS!

Mishap: It only sucks to you.

Hapless: IT DOES TO EVERYONE!

Ninny: God, is Hapless mean.

Stupe: I KNOW! HE KEEPS ON GRABBING MY HEAD AND PUTTING IT ON HIS BODY! *Hapless grabs his head* NOT AGAIN!

Hapless: There.

Stupe: Now, this sucks.

Dimwit: *watches Lax show a tower made of building blocks to her* Wow, Lax! That's awesome!

Lax: Wanna try?

Dimwit: Yeah! *the tower falls over and Lax kicks her.* AAAAAAAAH!

Dummkopf: Woah, Lax! What was that for?

Lax: SHE destroyed MY tower.

Calamity: So, Pillock. What do you want to do?

Pillock: Well, everyone hates me except you.

Calamity: Yeah, that's the point. *Donut suddenly pops into existence* Woah!

Donut: Welcome to Queremos Vivir En Caracas! *He starts the old intro*

Pillock: Who are you?

Donut: I'm Donut, and I'm the host of QVEC.

Pillock: QVEC?

Donut: That's right! It's a new show that you will be in. Wanna be in it?

Pillock: I don't really kno--

Calamity: WE'RE IN!

Pillock: What?

Donut: Great! Then I will split you into teams. *the twelve contestants are split into two teams of six*

Hapless, Stupe, Dummkopf, Dimwit, and Stumble: Ew, it's Pillock!

Pillock: Oh, come on!

Donut: The first challenge is mining. Whoever gets me diamonds first wins. Go! *Pillock lights up some TNT, while Numpty finds some diamonds in a stone wall*

Numpty: Here you go!

Donut: Numpty wins for his team! Pillock's Team is Up for Elimination!

Hapless, Stupe, Dummkopf, Dimwit, and Stumble: Oh, come on!

(Voting screen)